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!Smoke A Bowla !Smoke A Bowla

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars 2 weeks ago

-Good-
Kind of a funny idea to make an animated music video of Weird Al's Smoke a Bowla song and some of the animation wasn't to bad, the audio was nice and clear and I was able to hear it very clearly. Some funny humour in the video as it is a Weird Al Yankovic song. This had a decent sense of timing as it wasn't as short as I expected it to be but it also wasn't to long to dissatisfy the viewer. Basically just a real nicely done tribute to Weird Al himself and some decent amounts of effort went into the video.

-Improve-
For the most part the animation was quite awful and the image was clearly a weed leaf over top of a blurry Coca-Cola logo or something. It's not very funny and the replay value is basically non-existent as there is no point in going to this low quality animated version when we could just listen to Weird Al's original song itself. There is no plot or any originality whatsoever since it's just a blatant animated music video of some sort of Weird Al's Smoke a bowla song. A lot of improvement needs to be made.

-Overall-
Some decent effort and some nice clear audio but in general the quality was awful and there is no replay appeal because it's just a crappier animated version of the actual song and there is no creativity involved.

-Ty



Paintball Mayhem Paintball Mayhem

Rated 2 / 5 stars 1 month ago

-Good-
A nice old shooter game I guess. The sound effects were done nicely done for the gun shots and for the time being the persons designs were well done. I was pleased to see a shooter game this old to actually have a good scenario that was nicely coloured. The controls were easy and simple to learn since it was a good old mouse clicking shooter and the ending "boss" I guess was well done.

-Improve-
As nice as this game is, there is so much to improve to make it completely worthwhile. My main complaint is that when you shoot the people they don't even make any movements except usually close their eyes. In fact the only characters that seem to be effected by the gun shots would be the wildlife, like the rat and the bird. Also the game starts off by saying "get ready Level 1" then in the end it turns out that Level 2, 3 and 4 actually aren't even in production! This was a very short game making it even more pointless than it needed to be. You can't even be harmed though, so it's much to easy.

-Overall-
A decent old 2000 shooter with some very good potential but so much was missing preventing this from being a good game, including all the other levels. Some good effort though!

-Ty



Evil Evil

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars 1 month ago

-Good-
The text was nice and easy to read, in good clear font and was big enough across the screen for the viewer to read with ease. It stayed for a good length of time and the dialogue was well written making me think it would have been a very good spooky opening to an actual flash movie. Some good potential.

-Improve-
The plot? Is there a point? No, apparently there isn't. At the end it gives me the option to click something but it doesn't bring anything up, not even a stupid ad or anything. So in that case there is no storyline at all, and the images you used in the background for this entire flash were either way to zoomed in to see or just plain blurry. The timing was much to short to be anything of interest to the viewer, and if it could have been well, it ruined that by ending abruptly. The voice was hard to understand so there was no point in listening to it and it was more annoying than stupid. I think it's main point was to be spooky at least a little bit, but it completely failed without a single plot of any kind.

-Overall-
This had quite the good potential but there's absolutely no point to it, it's just some random text being spoken by an annoying voice about apparently being "evil". Some nice effort I suppose.

-Ty



Poop monkey Death Poop monkey Death

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars 1 month ago

-Good-
Some decent effort was put into this it seems like, the background music that slowly built up as the monkeys came sounded somewhat clear and the sound effects when the monkey slaughtered that one man were nicely put in and sounded good. An attempt to amuse the viewer was also put in.

-Improve-
First off, there was no background animation at all which made the movie twice as junky, but my main issue is that the humour almost completely relies on just pure random toilet humour. I don't find anything funny about a man on a ship who has the runs and gets eaten because of it. The plot was quite awful with apparent monkey God's slaughtering some pirates of some sort for using the word monkey as an insult. The action scenes were awful, the people getting eaten by the shark and getting slaughtered by monkeys was quite bad. This needs a lot more ideas and actual humour instead of relying on childish toilet humour to amuse the audience through this poorly done flash.

-Overall-
Not a bad attempt but the humour is very awful and the storyline is twice as bad relying way to much on random shit jokes. The animation and length really could have gotten extended effort put into it.

-Ty



Abuse-a-chu Abuse-a-chu

Rated 1 / 5 stars 1 month ago

-Good-
Not the worst Pokemon killing game I've seen, I mean the animation on Pikachu was decent and the ways to kill him were a little more amusing than some of the lame ways I've seen in the past.

-Improve-
The animation for the most part was awful, especially with stuff like the razor leaf death, scribbling red all over Pikachu isn't exactly a very satisfying game. There needs to be a lot more placed in this game to keep the player interested, like perhaps some actual interaction instead of just clicking buttons. The fact that there were only four deaths, each of them choppy with awful sound effects made this game very quick and pointless, never to really be remembered or played again by any who came across it. This needs to be much longer with a lot better sound effects or even better yet putting in some actual music instead of whatever the irritating background noises were. It seems like hardly any effort went into this.

-Overall-
It's not the worst game of it's genre as I said, but it's so short and choppy there's nothing special about it really, the sound and animation was just plain terrible and there could be a little interaction to keep the viewer at least a little involved or amused with what their doing.

-Ty



Dress Ricky Martin Dress Ricky Martin

Rated 1 / 5 stars April 8, 2013

-Good-
There were a couple interesting things like putting on what looks like a Barney the Dinosaur costume and several other neat items to place on Ricky that could keep the viewer satisfied for about a minute.

-Improve-
There's really not very much to say about this at all, first off the choice of celebrity Ricky Martin is an odd one that you'd want to do for a dress up game, I don't know many major fans of him yet I don't know many major haters of him, which is what you kind of want to look for in a dress-up kind of game. The quality was very poor and the ideas weren't even funny in the least bit, they all just looked kind of plain and poorly drawn. There were hardly any clothes to try on which made the game get tiring very quickly and the clothes hardly even fit Ricky Martin. While dress-up games were a lot more popular quite a few years ago in flash, nowadays it makes this game twice as bad because they have lost there popularity. There could have been a lot better quality and more options.

-Overall-
I suppose it's noteworthy for being the first dress-up game on the Newgrounds Portal but even so, it lacks humour and quality, especially with the fact that most of the clothes don't even fit him. Decent effort I suppose.

-Ty



Pikachu Must Die Pikachu Must Die

Rated 1 / 5 stars April 7, 2013

-Good-
The pace of the game was good just because it was a nice even travelling pace, not to fast or difficult. The graphics used for the Pikachu's were also quite impressive and much better than I anticipated.

-Improve-
It's very bland, frustrating, uncreative and the sound is extremely annoying. When you shoot the Pikachu's it's hardly even satisfying with them just closing their eyes and drifting off the screen slowly. There's hardly anything to this game and there is no motivation at all for shooting the Pikachu's and it took me a little while to understand what the hell that radar system or whatever was doing in the bottom left corner of the screen. Since there wasn't many ideas and it was a very lame Pokemon shooter there's no replay appeal at all. Some good efforts with the graphics though.

-Overall-
Some decent things about this game like the graphics, and the game mechanics work OK. But other than that it's so bland with no fresh ideas and nothing that makes this unique or that makes it appeal to the player to perhaps return to it again someday.

-Ty



Kill Togepy Kill Togepy

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 6, 2013

-Good-
Another good old classic killing game. It is slightly satisfying and a little bit amusing to shoot the crap out of this Togepy. An interesting spoof of the Pokemon series and I'm assuming this came out around the time when Togepy was one of the newer Pokemon. It's an alright game with some decent length to it and with about a minute and a half of total play time it's better than some of the awful ones I've seen.

-Improve-
Togepi's screech was really awful and made me shut the sound off, the animation was very horrid and could have used to much more effort to make it a much more enjoyable little killing game. It's really uncreative with the three ways you can kill Togepi being very unsatisfying and very bland to watch. There's not many good ideas to it and with only 3 boring, unsatisfying deaths this makes the game very off-putting to players, even those who want to the shoot the shit out of innocent Pokemon.

-Overall-
This could really use a lot more effort, with more deaths and a lot more satisfying ones at that. A lot better quality could have been used as well as perhaps better sound effects. A decent effort.

-Ty



Toilet Paper Toilet Paper

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 16, 2013

-Good-
I guess I could see this as an introduction to a point n' click kind of game where in the opening scene you might have to perform some simple task like putting toilet paper back on the roller.....and the toilet's nicely done.

-Improve-
There's really hardly anything to say about this game. If even a game. First of all, even the game's main and ONLY point: putting toilet paper back on the roller, works horribly. It took me six or seven clicks before the freaking thing finally was put into place, many people might not even manage to get it on the roller because they'll simply assume that the game mechanics are broken, which they pretty much are. There could be some sound, or maybe more levels where as you advance the toilet rollers kind of hidden or something I guess, but even that sounds utterly stupid. It's obviously extremely short and there's no thought or effort put into it. There's no point in the game and the smallest thing you could do is add more colour or detail to the bathroom.

-Overall-
Practically a pointless flash, very short and crappy, no effort was put into this whatsoever. Even the main object of the game is hard to do since the game mechanics are so junky and it's not creative or even funny in the slightest bit.

-Ty



Greeg Greeg

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 16, 2013

-Good-
Some very good humour for the most part, my favourite is probably when Greeg's rocking out to his music and smashes his giant teeth off the desk or when he's killing everyone with his horrid hygiene. The timing of the flash was pretty good a few nice long minutes, longer than I expected it to be anyway so that was nice. The quality on the characters and Greeg's face was well done and had some good effort put into it. Some extra stuff like "not very good" hidden in Skater Greeg was amusing as well.

-Improve-
If the viewer doesn't find watching some poor hopeless kid have miserable failures than this flash will be very bland to them. The background was disappointing since it was almost always just pure white with no filler animation to back up the decently drawn characters. The sound could have used some real needed improvements and there wasn't anything extra special or funny about this. It was kind of the same sort of pace the whole way through never getting to some extra hilarious point or anything.

-Overall-
Some good effort and some well performed comedy in my opinion, although it acts like it's building up to some hilarious ending that it never gets to and some things need some major help like the backgrounds and sound.

-Ty